it's nearly over..

I've got one more day before I can breathe a huge sigh of relief and say "no more disney for me!"...

well actually, that's not quite true...I still have the warranty period to worry through.

Now I hope you all will go and diligently pay your hard earned cash, then queue up for hours at a time just for a crappy burger (which incidentally is worse that a McShite burger)..and then maybe...maybe...you will treat yourself to one of the attractions which I was responsible for bringing to life.

You'll love it!

I know you will...I've seen the queues of muppets waiting for hours at a time just for a photo opportunity with a pair of big fucking rats with clothes on....quite why these people class this as fun is beyond me...but they do it!

Still not sure about how often this blog is going to get updated..I've got so much shit outstanding that the rest of the year is written off for work 24/7...

you never know though...there's always the time when I'm waiting for muppets to finish doing what they should have finished long ago.

so do our glorious homeland a favour, go out, buy a ticket, and do your bit...lets all join hands to go to disneyland...spend tons of cash on stupid mouse/elephant/alien-ear hats and umbrellas..you know it makes sense!

oh, and one more thing...if you do decide to go to disneyland one day...make sure it's the same day that you have designated as a day for fasting...not that the food is poisonous...but more that you won't be able to buy any anyway, cos the queues and the bad F&B management will make sure that you go hungry for the whole day. (maybe that's why the food poisoning cases happened...guests too tired of waiting for food, and took to rummaging through the bins for anything which could give them the nourishment they needed to carry on queueing for 6 more hours to get a picture of the whole family giving the wanker V sign next to mickey and minnie!)