weekend timewaster

for those who like a puzzle...The DaVinci Code

easy stuff!

more new inventions

great stuff, hi-tech military underpants!

now all we need is for them to send you an SMS when you need to change them.

wtf?

this has to be one of the most stupid ideas I've heard of.

as if it wasn't blatantly obvious when you switch the thing on, to find that the room is still dark...no!..it smses you to let you know the fact that it's buggered.

coming up next from the same think tank, barn doors which automatically lock after your horses escape.

just the thing for people who live in cramped housing blocks.

The Revenge CD!...sometimes I could do with something like this, although nothing beats dropping a coin/ball-bearing/glass marble onto a marble floor repeatedly.

yes, it's me!

well, i'm back.

finally managed to get out of the-place-which-shall-not-be-named (although I'm not out of the woods yet...rumours are afoot that they will be wanting me back there again soon)

on a side note, I've spotted that shaky has dropped me from his blog roster...oh well, he's probably having a whale of a time at the singapore gay festival anyway. (would that be humpbacked or sperm whale?)

full of a cold at the moment, a head full of snot and permanent ringing in the ears...such is life eh.