but close enough!
the latest aftermath of katrina and the waves...killer dolphins with poison darts!
bad flipper!
sounds very fishy to me (yes yes know, dolphins are mammals..but then the joke doesn't work!)
[update]
after doing some rummaging around in the net, I found that this isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened...last time it was with bats with parachutes and little napalm bombs!! more here..
Monday, September 26, 2005
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
TG lounge, BKK airport...
there's a woman cleaning the floors in the gents....try to stay focused!...she's not half bad either!...NO!!!..think of your mother!...behave yourself!!!
Monday, September 19, 2005
mid autumn festival
it's been...it's gone...and still more morons get bunt by playing with wax.
why? I ask...WHY?
it's sad...it's fucking retarded!
if you want to play with something flammable, I suggest petrol, at least that way you won't be sucking up taxpayers money by staying in hospital dealing with your burns...you'd be gone, less of a strain on our resources! (which are few cos of all the effort the government puts into wasting our money on useless road schemes which only provide more jams..even when they have opened)
bring back the annual muppet cull by hillfire....now that works!...muppets light fire, muppets set light to hill, muppets die in the ensuing firestorm of their creation.
at least, that's how it should work..
next stop chung yeung...I can't wait!
why? I ask...WHY?
it's sad...it's fucking retarded!
if you want to play with something flammable, I suggest petrol, at least that way you won't be sucking up taxpayers money by staying in hospital dealing with your burns...you'd be gone, less of a strain on our resources! (which are few cos of all the effort the government puts into wasting our money on useless road schemes which only provide more jams..even when they have opened)
bring back the annual muppet cull by hillfire....now that works!...muppets light fire, muppets set light to hill, muppets die in the ensuing firestorm of their creation.
at least, that's how it should work..
next stop chung yeung...I can't wait!
Sunday, September 11, 2005
it's nearly over..
I've got one more day before I can breathe a huge sigh of relief and say "no more disney for me!"...
well actually, that's not quite true...I still have the warranty period to worry through.
Now I hope you all will go and diligently pay your hard earned cash, then queue up for hours at a time just for a crappy burger (which incidentally is worse that a McShite burger)..and then maybe...maybe...you will treat yourself to one of the attractions which I was responsible for bringing to life.
You'll love it!
I know you will...I've seen the queues of muppets waiting for hours at a time just for a photo opportunity with a pair of big fucking rats with clothes on....quite why these people class this as fun is beyond me...but they do it!
Still not sure about how often this blog is going to get updated..I've got so much shit outstanding that the rest of the year is written off for work 24/7...
you never know though...there's always the time when I'm waiting for muppets to finish doing what they should have finished long ago.
so do our glorious homeland a favour, go out, buy a ticket, and do your bit...lets all join hands to go to disneyland...spend tons of cash on stupid mouse/elephant/alien-ear hats and umbrellas..you know it makes sense!
oh, and one more thing...if you do decide to go to disneyland one day...make sure it's the same day that you have designated as a day for fasting...not that the food is poisonous...but more that you won't be able to buy any anyway, cos the queues and the bad F&B management will make sure that you go hungry for the whole day. (maybe that's why the food poisoning cases happened...guests too tired of waiting for food, and took to rummaging through the bins for anything which could give them the nourishment they needed to carry on queueing for 6 more hours to get a picture of the whole family giving the wanker V sign next to mickey and minnie!)
well actually, that's not quite true...I still have the warranty period to worry through.
Now I hope you all will go and diligently pay your hard earned cash, then queue up for hours at a time just for a crappy burger (which incidentally is worse that a McShite burger)..and then maybe...maybe...you will treat yourself to one of the attractions which I was responsible for bringing to life.
You'll love it!
I know you will...I've seen the queues of muppets waiting for hours at a time just for a photo opportunity with a pair of big fucking rats with clothes on....quite why these people class this as fun is beyond me...but they do it!
Still not sure about how often this blog is going to get updated..I've got so much shit outstanding that the rest of the year is written off for work 24/7...
you never know though...there's always the time when I'm waiting for muppets to finish doing what they should have finished long ago.
so do our glorious homeland a favour, go out, buy a ticket, and do your bit...lets all join hands to go to disneyland...spend tons of cash on stupid mouse/elephant/alien-ear hats and umbrellas..you know it makes sense!
oh, and one more thing...if you do decide to go to disneyland one day...make sure it's the same day that you have designated as a day for fasting...not that the food is poisonous...but more that you won't be able to buy any anyway, cos the queues and the bad F&B management will make sure that you go hungry for the whole day. (maybe that's why the food poisoning cases happened...guests too tired of waiting for food, and took to rummaging through the bins for anything which could give them the nourishment they needed to carry on queueing for 6 more hours to get a picture of the whole family giving the wanker V sign next to mickey and minnie!)
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